Sorry I’m not much help but if you search there was a thread on this a while back. I don’t remember the answer.

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PlainJain:

Sorry I’m not much help but if you search there was a thread on this a while back. I don’t remember the answer.

It looks like it popped up (heh) in this thread:

What’s the "dope on Snopes?

There was also a mention (also by Beware of Doug, the poster who brought it up in the thread above) in this thread:

Pat Boone is a fucking asshole.

Other than this, I go nothing. I had missed this, already knowing that he was an asshole and not really caring about Snopes.

On edit: Doug, you are participating in this thread too… From my 30 seconds of Googling, it appears you are the SDMB expert on Pat Boone’s boxed penis. So, what’s the Straight Dope?


Beware_of_Doug November 7, 2009, 9:48pm #5

The silence surrounding the pic just seems odd, that’s all - especially seeing as it ran in *Hustler *over 30 years ago. My theory is that Pat’s lawyers came after someone.


ZenBeam November 7, 2009, 11:21pm #6
L. G. Butts:

On edit: Doug, you are participating in this thread too… From my 30 seconds of Googling, it appears you are the SDMB expert on Pat Boone’s boxed penis. So, what’s the Straight Dope?

Beware of Doug, you need to make this your sig. Don’t be modest.


Johnny_L.A December 5, 2015, 6:50pm #7

For some reason (probably because I heard something about Pat Boone on the radio recently), this came to mind.

in the past six years, has there been any more information about whether the photo is real or not?


Isilder December 6, 2015, 11:08am #8
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The_Cleveland_Steamer:

Is that Pat Boone dick-in-a-box picture real?

um, why the box ? Surely its “hey pat, open this box for the camera”,and he doesn’t know whats in there ?See how there’s a flip up section around the genitals ? I think the idea is that he first looks and sees nothing. Perhaps a picture of a male Gallus gallus domesticus,or a womens bikini or womens pubic hair or something comically absurd.So then when it becomes time for the picture, the section is flipped and it shows male genitals, but somewhat small… Not so small as to be unbelievably small …

So why the box ? Its to trick the box holder into opening the box for the camera… Its concealing a flip up mechanism, so that the picture changes when he opens it for the camera.

The sections middle line seems to run through the genitals. Either Pat had a bizarre accident with a butchers saw, and suffered an amazing coincidence when this picture was taken … or … its just a picture stuck in there.


Northern_Piper December 6, 2015, 2:20pm #9

could someone please provide a bit of background about what the heck you’re talking about?

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Robot_Arm December 6, 2015, 2:32pm #10
Northern_Piper:

could someone please provide a bit of background about what the heck you’re talking about?

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Hmm, this thread does seem to be lacking a certain foundation, and it’s not something I really want to search for.


Northern_Piper December 6, 2015, 2:46pm #11

Exactly! I am not putting the title of this thread into a Google search! :eek:


Lucas_Jackson December 6, 2015, 2:59pm #12
Northern_Piper:

could someone please provide a bit of background about what the heck you’re talking about?

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Why not just Google “Pat Boone dick in a box” > images?


D18 December 6, 2015, 3:09pm #13
Northern_Piper:

could someone please provide a bit of background about what the heck you’re talking about?

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Happy to! There is a black and white photo of a youngish Pat Boone, standing and facing the camera. He is holding a box in front of his crotch (think of a shoe box with the lid off.). There is a hole in the box and his penis is sticking through the hole, in full view. He is otherwise fully dressed. The claim is that this picture surfaced in someone’s trash.


Mangetout December 6, 2015, 3:18pm #14
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Isilder:

um, why the box ? Surely its “hey pat, open this box for the camera”,and he doesn’t know whats in there ?See how there’s a flip up section around the genitals ? I think the idea is that he first looks and sees nothing. Perhaps a picture of a male Gallus gallus domesticus,or a womens bikini or womens pubic hair or something comically absurd.So then when it becomes time for the picture, the section is flipped and it shows male genitals, but somewhat small… Not so small as to be unbelievably small …

So why the box ? Its to trick the box holder into opening the box for the camera… Its concealing a flip up mechanism, so that the picture changes when he opens it for the camera.

The sections middle line seems to run through the genitals. Either Pat had a bizarre accident with a butchers saw, and suffered an amazing coincidence when this picture was taken … or … its just a picture stuck in there.

The inside of the box looks exactly like the inside of a box. There would be a line there where the two longer side flaps meet and are taped together.

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I agree though that there is what appears to be a faint continuation of the line across his scrotum, but it is quite indistinct . It could be evidence that the penis image was physically pasted onto a (pri ted-on-paper) photgraph of Pat holding an empy box - ie the line showed though the pasted on section.